"This document is sealed by the authority of the Senate and the People of Rome. Prove your knowledge — or find another door."
"In the world of Bennu, every card played was once just a thought in someone's hand."
When Bennu enters the battlefield, look at the top five cards of your library. You may put any number of them into your hand.
Flying. Indestructible. When Austin forgets to look up, Bennu rises again.
This isn't another agency pitch. This is a system — purpose-built for Bennu, built from what you told me. No responsibility placed back on you. No invisible spend. No excuses.
You didn't open a pitch deck in our meeting. You told me your story. So before we show you anything we built, here's proof we drew the right cards.
You hired experts. They made you do the work. Logins, approvals, strategy sessions for things you never wanted to manage. That's outsourced anxiety.
Money went out. Nothing visibly changed. Most agencies optimize for their own reports, not your revenue.
Your shops are alive. Your online presence is dormant. Google Business profiles from years ago. Reviews with no responses.
This isn't a training fix — it's a pipeline fix. The people you're drawing from don't share the motivation you need.
You and Stephanie are caught in a genuine lose-lose. There is a third play.
Before we talk about what we're building, you need to understand what's actually changed — and why the window is open right now in a way it wasn't two years ago.
ChatGPT launches. For the first time, language models are accessible to anyone. The world starts paying attention. But the tools are cloud-only, expensive per-use, and general purpose — not built for any one business.
Open-source models like Llama and Mistral compress the power of GPT-level AI into hardware that fits on a desk. What required a data center in 2022 now runs on a Mac Mini. This is the moment everything changed for local business.
AI stops being a chatbot and starts being a worker. Agents can now take actions — post to Instagram, respond to reviews, send SMS campaigns, track rankings — without human input. Repeatable, autonomous, never calls in sick.
Most local businesses still haven't adopted any of this. Your competitors are still doing things manually. The businesses that act now will own their digital presence before the others even understand what happened.
When you use ChatGPT, your data goes to a server in a data center you'll never see. You pay per use. If OpenAI changes its pricing, you absorb the cost. If they go down, so do you. And it doesn't know your business — it knows everything and nothing at the same time.
A local agent is different. It's a purpose-built program that runs on hardware at your location. It knows Bennu — your voice, your menu, your customers, your three locations. It's not a general AI you're renting. It's a worker you own.
The agents we build for Bennu are trained on your brand, connected to your data sources, and running on a Mac Mini under your roof. They answer to you. Not to a subscription model, not to a cloud provider's uptime, not to a pricing change next quarter.
This is Phase 1. We're building your digital foundation — the five public-facing agents. Once these are running, Phase 2 opens up: internal operational agents for scheduling, ordering, staff communication, shift management. The infrastructure we're building now is the foundation for everything.
Both are built from what you told me. One is your digital infrastructure running autonomously. The other is community positioning — the Torchy's playbook applied to Bennu. They work independently. They're more powerful together.
Six AI agents running 24/7 without your input. Social media, Google Maps, reviews, SMS, merch, search visibility — all on your dedicated private infrastructure.
Recovery hiring pipeline. Blessing bags. Free shot campaigns. Street team activation. The Torchy's model — executed from inside the community.
Both together: $22,000 — dedicated infrastructure live, community anchored, Austin remembers. To start today: $8,000. See the full campaign timeline on Stage 7.
Not chatbots. Not widgets. Local AI agents are purpose-built programs running on dedicated hardware — doing specific, repeatable digital work every single day without your input. Here's your fleet.
Monitors Google and Yelp for every new review across all three locations. Responds to positive reviews within 4 hours in Bennu's voice. Flags problems before they escalate.
Generates and schedules content in Bennu's voice — the thrift store couches, dusty books, grumpy barista energy that made this place a legend.
Your cashierless QR system has been capturing every customer contact since day one. The Regular uses that database to bring them back — automatically.
When someone searches "24 hour coffee Austin" at 1:30 AM — you show up first. Not Starbucks. Bennu. The Mapper keeps you visible everywhere searches happen.
Direct line to your customers. "Latte of the month." Event announcements. Flash deals. Compliant, trackable, effective.
Bennu has a merch shop. The Merchant keeps it alive — monitoring what's trending in the culture, what your regulars are wearing, and making sure your product line stays current with the meta.
Your agents run on dedicated private infrastructure — not a shared cloud subscription. We provision, deliver, maintain, and guarantee the uptime. Zero IT burden on you or your team.
Phase 2 Preview: Once your public-facing agents are running, we build operational agents — scheduling, ordering, inventory alerts, staff communication. These are the back-office agents that streamline the internal bottlenecks you haven't even told me about yet. Phase 1 pays for Phase 2 before Phase 2 begins.
Before Torchy's Tacos was a $500M brand with 110+ locations, Mike Rypka was sweating in a food truck on a South Austin street corner. He worked 100 hours a week for two years before breaking even.
He hired from the recovery community. People rebuilding their lives who showed up early, stayed late, and treated every shift like it mattered — because it did.
He made Torchy's a friend to that community. Recovery discounts. AA and NA event sponsorships. Word-of-mouth through rooms that talked to thousands.
Mike Rypka is in recovery. I know this community — I live inside it. And I can connect Bennu to it the same way he connected Torchy's to Austin.
"For I know the plans I have for you," declares the Lord, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future."
— Jeremiah 29:11Accountability is built into their program. Showing up is how they stay sober.
Instead of a place to come — create a reason to leave with dignity.
Austin has 9–15 major recovery events every year. Bennu should be at every one.
70+ Austin bars close at 2 AM. The campaign: "Scan for Your Free Shot. Open 24/7."
Here's what a Bennu QR sticker looks like in the wild. Each location has a unique code. The data feeds back into The Regular.
Scan for Free Shot · Open 24/7
Over 90 days, you build a scan map of Austin — knowing which neighborhoods, which streets, which times of night are driving real visits. That data doesn't go away when the campaign ends.
We haven't run your revenue numbers together — and we're not going to assume them. What we do know: you have three locations capturing customer contacts every day, a recovery community of millions in Austin, and a 24/7 operation that most people don't know exists. The opportunity math is significant. Let's run the real numbers together once we're aligned on direction.
Your time commitment after Month 1: 15–30 minutes per month reviewing reports. Everything else runs. You make the coffee — we handle the rest.
You told me you could never justify the spend or measure it against business movement. So here's how this is different: you know exactly what it costs, exactly what it does, and exactly how to measure whether it's working.
| Item | Cost | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| One-Time Setup | $5,000 | 6 agents built, dedicated hardware provisioned & delivered |
| Monthly Operations | $500/mo | Monitoring, optimization, uptime guarantee, monthly report |
| Pay Upfront (Full Year) | $10,000 | 2 months free — 12 months of service, $1,000 savings |
| Additional Agents or Workflows | Negotiated | Separate setup + monthly cost — your call |
| Item | Cost | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Monthly Consulting Rate | $3,000/mo | Normally $5,000/mo — reduced because we want this one |
| Engagement Length | 4 months | $12,000 total |
| Pass-Through Costs | ~$300–500/mo | Bags, stickers, events — you control this budget |
| After Month 4 | $0 | Systems handed off, relationships established |
| Component | Cost |
|---|---|
| Path A — Digital Foundation (prepaid year) | $10,000 |
| Path B — Community Consulting (4 months) | $12,000 |
| Total Investment | $22,000 |
| After Month 4 | $500/mo only |
TO START TODAY: $8,000
$5,000 setup + $3,000 Month 1 consulting. That's it. We start building the moment the wire clears.
This is a relationship first, a transaction second. Flexible on timing and structure — reach Chrix directly: (321) 466-8774
You've seen every card. Now it's just a conversation — figuring out the right play together.
Chrix has been notified. You'll hear from him personally — not a scheduler, not an autoresponder. Him. Within 24 hours.